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Monday, January 31, 2011

SAG Awards

Winona Ryder looks like the bride of Beetlejuice in this far from fabu outfit with  that sixth grader satchel. Hair and makeup are a disaster and she really has nothing on that compliments her figure, skin tone, or face. Lovely.

I've read a lot of mixed reviews about this dress January Jones wore last night, and I happen to be a very big fan of it. Not so much her hair or the shoulders of the dress, and her makeup is pretty bad too. The gold and black on the dress flatter her beige skin, and the lace detail is to die for!

Who's surprised? Us either.

What's up with his hair and shoes? I love that tie and those pants, he just looks so yummy!

What's worse than Tim Burton's wife in lace? Tim Burton's wife trying to pull off Marc Jacobs and the whole 90's shpiel all while wearing  mismatched shoes. We're sure she had a lovely time... 

Can't say we love it, Kimmie. We're kind of over it, actually. Got to say we love the  Lorraine Schwartz jewelry, but the dress is so much she should have done either/or. 

FINALLY the bech is able to pull off de la Renta!!!!!! A celebration is in order! Her girls, however, can use some support.

STUNNING! Love this love this love this! Mila, well done! Hair and makeup are up to par, and that dress is gawwwwjus!

One of our favorites of the night, Angie brought the glam when she wore this feathery  number by the house of  Monique Lhuillier. Hair...not so much.

How does she always manage to look this bad? Unflattering dress, hair, and don't get us started on that nanny necklace.

We thought we had a problem with Lea's girls, but Sophia's are going nuts, just like her eyebrows (we await anxiously for the day she grooms them. I've even said a little prayer for them once before.)

Ladies and gays: this is something that should never be attempted: a dress cut at the wrong length for one's height and hitting in all the wrong places for one's body type. Short of breath here, give me a moment. I never thought a Chanel could look so bad on someone. 

She's killing it! Love the dress, hair, makeup (minus the lips), and nail color! Grey and blue look so good together! Her roots need a touch up, though.

Love the dress: not on her, and not that color. Makeup is streaky and the hair is so Melissa Joan Heart circa 1995. 

Could she have worn anything more unflattering for her bump? A nice flow-y gown would have done the trick. The purse has got to go, but her hair and makeup are perfect! Ugh, can't get over this hideous number!

Not your color, babe. Her gown is pink, her hair is red, her cheeks are red, and her undertones are pink (she's combination). Does that make any sense to you?

Last but not least, the "what was she thinking" dress brought to you by our favorite lesbian, Jane Lynch.  The only thing that stood out (positively) was her makeup.

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