Style Watch

There have been many times that I would have given an arm and a leg to tell someone to their face, "why?." I just want to know. Just curious. What is the reason behind what they are wearing? What really goes on in the dressing room?? 

Two reasons why: sometimes what you see on the runway shouldn't necessarily be portrayed outside of such a setting. This situation, in particular, is quite frightening. I couldn't figure out how to cover her...top part...so I said screw it. I think we've seen enough on this blog to be prepared for such a situation as criminal as this.

I have no idea who this is, or why she's wearing a see through Rodarte dress. Click here to see the album, and source of image. 

Let's not even talk about the hair or the overly cinched waist.

Can someone please explain this to me? I'm sure she's just a nice girl just trying to make a statement, right? 

Major Fail

Hey everyone, I hope you all had a great Thanksgiving break! Now it's time to dissect  the latest oh-no's from our favorite websites. 

Can we just talk about what a major fail this Christopher Kane dress is? Galaxy print on silk-satin? Really?!

Incase you haven't noticed, fur vests are in. A crochet cropped fur gilet? No. In case you weren't already having issues with back fat, this will do the trick. 

What's up with these cropped jackets?! I thought they were out already...

Is there any possible way that a dress can make her look more uncomfortable and heinous? Her figure is lost in the boxy cut and the length is too short. Someone hand this girl some Spanx! 

I don't think there is a more fattening pattern than this lace garter-style "tank top." This is for all you...been around the block a few times...types.

Why??

Very big fan of Hervé Léger, but even Anja Rubik couldn't pull this off.

Why??

I would like to title this post, Ugliest Bags in the World.

This bag...clutch...birdcage...is valued at just a little over $5000. Can we just talk about the fact that carrying a birdcage around is WEIRD? Let alone one that is embezzled with multicolored crystals and doubles as a purse...

I can go to the beach, grab a shell and tie a string around it. Result? I save $4000 and it will probably look better than this.

No, I don't like accordions. No, I don't like for my clutches to be made of wood. Yes, I do want my shoulder bag to fit under my armpit.

With respect to Jimmy Choo, this belongs in the window of a diner, lit, reading "open".

A pea in a pod. Looks like a placenta.

I hate hate HATE these kinds of bags.

This color should never be on a bag. Nor should that fabric ever be used on anything besides shower caps. Don't let me go NEAR that mismatched shoulder strap.

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   Anything with the word 'juicy' on it does not deserve my arm, butt, or any other part of my body.

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   Oh look..........he has another one. Joy.
   
   
   
   What could you possibly fit into this?
   
   
   
   Yah, that's a bag. A cupcake bag. That's not even cute.
   
   
   
   I promise this is the last bag like this...but this one was too funny not to post.
   
   
   And now...for the UGLIEST bag in the world...
   The Louis Vuittion Tribute Patchwork bag. Valued at just a little over $52,000. Marc Jacobs must have been smoking something really special when he came up with this design.
   
   
   

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Coachella

Let me start with the hat and work my way down. The hair is a disaster, she needs a bra with that shirt, the skirt reminds me of a headdress my great grandmother used to wear in her village in rural Armenia, and the shoes look like they were carved from wood. She managed to bring along a green military colored backpack, which is a no no at festivals or other big events. You should be having fun, not worrying about where your oversize duffel bag is.


Looking for her beach towel. Love the shoes though, menswear is definitely in this season. Look for multi-toned neutral brogues.


People, this is how pregnant rumors start. I can't tell if its the way she's standing, the photographer, or the fact that she's hiding a miniature gnome in between her legs.


The only thing I would change about this outfit is the sunglasses. They're too big for her face, and the colors don't compliment her outfit.



Love this outfit, except for the bag. Like I said, leave your oversize duffel bags at home! She can use a haircut though, and those leather shorts can't be comfortable in the California heat. I also would have opted for a different color shoe, and something that's not that high.


This is absolutely perfect. I'm not too sure about the necklaces, and the color of the shoe. But I love the details!


If you can pull it off, this should be what everyone wears to a music festival.

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Why??

No explanation needed