OMG!

It's been a while since we've showcased something so horrific we couldn't wait to share with you all. These are a pair of Robert Clergerie shoes that I just came across. I would usually start this sentence with "even my great grandmother who lived on a farm..." but I've decided that I do that too often, so we'll leave my great grandmother alone this time. Instead, I will say NO one should be caught dead in these shoes. Take caution: if any of us see you out in these, you will never hear the end of it. We will follow you until you take them off, use them to dig a deep hole, and throw them in said whole and cover it with cow manure. Don't click on the image and don't pay $600 dollars for them. Please. 

Those Who Can Not, Should Not

Sometimes what you think looks good may not always be the most flattering. Let's be real--Lea Michele can NOT pull off Oscar de la Renta. Even the most classic dresses from the house overpower her (I will make an exception to that beautiful chiffon number she wore to the Golden Globes last year).

This year was no exception, however, when Lea ruined this otherwise stunning de la Renta.

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And let's just TALK about this ugly bird's nest Lea wore to the Emmy's last year. Her stylist must think very little of her if she let her walk out like this. The necklace is gorgeous, but the cheap-whore-trailer-hair-with-half-her-bangs needs some assistance. What's up with matching your nail polish to your dress, we never got that memo. And that cheesy smile with the stick-in-the-ass pose has no one fooled. You look gorgeous, baby!

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We're kidding ourselves, you looked miserable. She wore Oscar again to the Time 100 Gala. This is the "my Spankx ripped and I laughed so hard I peed my pants. I had an extra pair of granny panties in my purse so I decided to put those on. Then I sucked in real hard and pretended I was a statue" dress. Also, that "faded" skin color is so last never. When your makeup artist powders your face and neckline a darker shade than the rest of your body, you end up looking like a flame. Google it.

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Lea, please avoid dresses that don't flatter your body. Fire your stylist and get a new one, then tell your makeup artist to pay attention to your whole body, not just your face, and get a better posing coach--you look  like you're eleven sometimes. 

What the orange hell was she thinking?

Some things just look better on the runway, like this Jil Sander orange bag with pull strings that Barrymore wore to the Covergirl 50th anniversary party. 

Let's not even get started on her hair and overgrown roots. Girl needs a good dye job. I understand overgrown roots were 'in' this winter (why?), but this is too much. The orange cheeks and mauve lips? I'm dying. Cringing in my bed as I write this. 

At LEAST turn the dress upside down so it fits properly.

Maybe if the cut was higher like it is on the runway it wouldn't look so bad.

Drew, do us a favor and fire your stylist. 

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