It's been a while since we've showcased something so horrific we couldn't wait to share with you all. These are a pair of Robert Clergerie shoes that I just came across. I would usually start this sentence with "even my great grandmother who lived on a farm..." but I've decided that I do that too often, so we'll leave my great grandmother alone this time. Instead, I will say NO one should be caught dead in these shoes. Take caution: if any of us see you out in these, you will never hear the end of it. We will follow you until you take them off, use them to dig a deep hole, and throw them in said whole and cover it with cow manure. Don't click on the image and don't pay $600 dollars for them. Please.